🎙️ Episode 8: “Rules Before You Eat Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears”🍬💩

🍬💩 How something so small… can destroy your dignity so completely.

Read by Lesley, barely breathing through the laughter.

They look innocent. They’re chewy. They’re sugar-free.
But these little gummy bears are not your friends.

In this episode, Lesley reads one of the internet’s most legendary warning tales: a review of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears that doubles as a survival manual. 

Learn the 9 commandments that should be posted on every bag, including why you should never trust a fart.

👉 LISTEN TO THE EPISODE
(Warning: may cause tears of laughter and fear of gummies.)

📝 In This Episode:

• 💀 Rule #1: Do not eat them before a date.
• 🚽 Rule #4: Clear your schedule.
• 🚫 Rule #8: NEVER trust a fart.
• 😂 Bonus: Lesley laughing so hard she can’t finish a sentence.

This isn’t a podcast episode, it’s a public service announcement... with giggles.

🤣 Share with anyone who thinks sugar-free means consequence-free