🎙️Podcast 7: “The Retirement Wrecking Ball Goes Shopping”👴🛒

🛒👴🏼 He’s got time, no filter, and a taste for mischief… and tomato sauce.

Read by Lesley — the only woman who can laugh through a store ban.

When a retired man tags along on his wife’s shopping trips, you might expect boredom. Instead, you get a slow-burn shopping saga of chaos, camping chairs, condiment crimes, and a few awkward store announcements no one can ever unhear.

For several months, Lesley chronicles the wild retail trail of a pensioner with too much free time, and the long-suffering wife who just wanted to buy milk.

🤪 What Happens When You Take a Retired Man Shopping?

• 🍅 Tomato sauce "accidents"
• 🏕️ Impromptu naps in camping displays
• 📢 Store intercom sabotage
• 🚫 And eventually… a lifetime ban

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(Caution: Listening in public may result in unattractive snort-laughing.)